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21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from An Asylum for Cats with Orange Fur with 87,832 notes

you-had-me-at-kellic:

b4zingaa:

perezhilton:

What is wrong with this picture???

You’ll see it soon ;D

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED YOU CUNTS

you-had-me-at-kellic:

b4zingaa:

perezhilton:

What is wrong with this picture???

You’ll see it soon ;D

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED YOU CUNTS

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21st September 2014

Post reblogged from An Asylum for Cats with Orange Fur with 241,043 notes

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

Source: midnight-emotive

21st September 2014

Video reblogged from Applejack's Mod Blog with 76,398 notes

applejackmod:

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

OH MY GOD

Source: padalesexy

21st September 2014

Post reblogged from An Asylum for Cats with Orange Fur with 122,558 notes

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

Source: elfoftheforest

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from You will (not) fail. with 263,596 notes

jatel0:

For The Masses:
http://gen.lib.rus.ec
http://textbooknova.com
http://en.bookfi.org/
http://www.gutenberg.org
http://ebookee.org
http://www.manybooks.net
http://www.giuciao.com
http://www.feedurbrain.com
http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380
http://www.alleng.ru/ 
http://www.eknigu.com/ 
http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/
http://2020ok.com/
http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx
http://www.freeetextbooks.com/
http://onebigtorrent.org/
http://www.downeu.me/ebook/
http://forums.mvgroup.org
http://theaudiobookbay.com/
More Here

jatel0:

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

Source: thenamesjocelyn

21st September 2014

Post reblogged from The Search for Happiness with 533,933 notes

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

Source: surimistick

21st September 2014

Post reblogged from An Asylum for Cats with Orange Fur with 633,170 notes

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"
"studying."

hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"

"studying."

Source: hadejarley

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from you'll never make me leave with 138,698 notes

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21st September 2014

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grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

Source: grinderman2

21st September 2014

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stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

Source: whatismgmt

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from The Placeholder... with 42,174 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[happyjar]

tastefullyoffensive:

[happyjar]

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21st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from with 3,088 notes

tianaofmaldonia:

End credits of Toy Story 2

Source: tianaofmaldonia

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Seleçao Number 13 with 479,169 notes

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Source: ldrsociety