What is wrong with this picture???
You’ll see it soon ;D
I JUST FELL OFF MY BED YOU CUNTS
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
this vine is too real
OH MY GOD
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
For The Masses:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
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"hey what are you doing in your room"
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share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world
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Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
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End credits of Toy Story 2
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
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