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Now determin how many assignmemts you have missed basing your average # of asdignments is 1.5 a day
i am three years behind in my math homework
find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.
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hello 4chin users…. I just wanted you to know I am really triggered by a MINT CONDITION NINTENDO WII U BUNDLE WITH NINTENDOLAND AND MARIO KART 8….. if someone were to, I don’t know, ship one to my door, I would get EXTREMELY TRIGGERED and probably DELETE MY BLOG…. so no one do that ok…
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
Oops, I fell!
SAPPY GIRLFRIEND STUFF
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
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