Be ready for anything!

I am on every night so just click that ask button!

6th August 2014

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frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

Now determin how many assignmemts you have missed basing your average # of asdignments is 1.5 a day

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5th August 2014

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phuckindop3:

find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think thats what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s real.

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7th July 2014

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scarfydog:

hello 4chin users…. I just wanted you to know I am really triggered by a MINT CONDITION NINTENDO WII U BUNDLE WITH NINTENDOLAND AND MARIO KART 8….. if someone were to, I don’t know, ship one to my door, I would get EXTREMELY TRIGGERED and probably DELETE MY BLOG…. so no one do that ok…

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7th July 2014

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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7th July 2014

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carbonqueen:

sizvideos:

Video

Oops, I fell!

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7th July 2014

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7th July 2014

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7th July 2014

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bevsi:

SAPPY GIRLFRIEND STUFF

bevsi:

SAPPY GIRLFRIEND STUFF

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7th July 2014

Photo reblogged from My Crazy Life with 270,697 notes

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7th July 2014

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

Source: stability

4th July 2014

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thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

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4th July 2014

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rayaroundtheroses:

sorry

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4th July 2014

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inbox:

please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes

4th July 2014

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